In honor of Mike’s wedding, the group takes a look at the most likely Mighty Ducks wedding: the union of Connie Moreau and Guy Germaine. Which Ducks stand up in the wedding? Who makes a speech? Who don’t Connie and Guy invite and who crashes it anyway?
Hey, if you’d like to help Mike out on his wedding day use that Amazon link. That way he won’t spend any of his own money on the upkeep of the podcast.
Our best (and possibly most-recent?) Ducks wide-hypothetical came in Episode 79: What happened at the Mighty Ducks prom?
Is this Guy’s main crew?
The Mighty Ducks in Guy Germaine and Connie Moreau’s Wedding Party:
Guy Germaine: Groom
Connie Moreau: Bride
Gordon Bombay: Officiant
Jesse Hall: Best man
Charlie Conway: Groomsmen
Dave/Les Averman: Groomsmen and he gives an excellent toast
Julie Gaffney: Bridesmaid
Terry Hall: Usher
Other Ducks and what they do at Connie Moreau and Guy Germaine’s Wedding:
Tammy Duncan: She is on the border line of the invite list, but attends as a result of being Terry’s date.
Tommy Duncan : He gets a pity invite due to Tammy and attends.
Adam Banks: Guy and Connie invite him mostly because he’s famous. He ends up attending but leaves early.
Adam Banks’ parents: They send a nice gift instead of actually attending
Dwayne Robertson – He attends and he gives a delightful little speech.
Greg Goldberg – He and his parents are invited. They all not only go, but cater the event. They give Connie and Guy a great deal on the food.
Dean Portman – Connie vetoes his invite, but he learns about it from somebody else — probably Fulton — and crashes the wedding.
Luis Mendoza – The couple doesn’t invite him due to a possible fling he and Connie had, but he ends up going anyway as the date of a bridesmaid.
Fulton Reed – He attends and is a model guest.
Russ Tyler – He attends. Everybody loves that guy.
Ken Wu – Despite receiving an invite, he doesn’t plan on going, but then he learns Portman’s plans. He and Portman end up crashing it together.
Jan – He is invited but is too old to go
Hans – Several of the Ducks honor him with a ceremonial touching of the dance floor. A Norwegian tradition.
Coach Orion – He attends.
Gunner Stahl – He is invited and he’s playing in Canada, so he makes it.
Scooter – He attends as Julie Gaffney’s date.
Dave Karp – He is not invited and therefore does not attend.
Peter Mark – He is not invited and therefore does not attend.
For those paying attention the Ducks that go to rodeo drive are as follows: Greg Goldberg, Dwayne Robertson, Les/Dave Averman, Jesse Hall.
Thanks to @NostalgicDrips for the #QuackQuestion.
— NostalgicDrips (@NostalgicDrips) September 10, 2018
This is probably the best example of a knuckle puck in the NHL.