In honor of Mike’s wedding, the group takes a look at the most likely Mighty Ducks wedding: the union of Connie Moreau and Guy Germaine. Which Ducks stand up in the wedding? Who makes a speech? Who don’t Connie and Guy invite and who crashes it anyway?
Our best (and possibly most-recent?) Ducks wide-hypothetical came in Episode 79: What happened at the Mighty Ducks prom?
Is this Guy’s main crew?
The Mighty Ducks in Guy Germaine and Connie Moreau’s Wedding Party:
Guy Germaine: Groom
Connie Moreau: Bride
Gordon Bombay: Officiant
Jesse Hall: Best man
Charlie Conway: Groomsmen
Dave/Les Averman: Groomsmen and he gives an excellent toast
Julie Gaffney: Bridesmaid
Terry Hall: Usher
Other Ducks and what they do at Connie Moreau and Guy Germaine’s Wedding:
Tammy Duncan: She is on the border line of the invite list, but attends as a result of being Terry’s date.
Tommy Duncan : He gets a pity invite due to Tammy and attends.
Adam Banks: Guy and Connie invite him mostly because he’s famous. He ends up attending but leaves early.
Adam Banks’ parents: They send a nice gift instead of actually attending
Dwayne Robertson – He attends and he gives a delightful little speech.
Greg Goldberg – He and his parents are invited. They all not only go, but cater the event. They give Connie and Guy a great deal on the food.
Dean Portman – Connie vetoes his invite, but he learns about it from somebody else — probably Fulton — and crashes the wedding.
Luis Mendoza – The couple doesn’t invite him due to a possible fling he and Connie had, but he ends up going anyway as the date of a bridesmaid.
Fulton Reed – He attends and is a model guest.
Russ Tyler – He attends. Everybody loves that guy.
Ken Wu – Despite receiving an invite, he doesn’t plan on going, but then he learns Portman’s plans. He and Portman end up crashing it together.
Jan – He is invited but is too old to go
Hans – Several of the Ducks honor him with a ceremonial touching of the dance floor. A Norwegian tradition.
Coach Orion – He attends.
Gunner Stahl – He is invited and he’s playing in Canada, so he makes it.
Scooter – He attends as Julie Gaffney’s date.
Dave Karp – He is not invited and therefore does not attend.
Peter Mark – He is not invited and therefore does not attend.
For those paying attention the Ducks that go to rodeo drive are as follows: Greg Goldberg, Dwayne Robertson, Les/Dave Averman, Jesse Hall.
Thanks to @NostalgicDrips for the #QuackQuestion.
— NostalgicDrips (@NostalgicDrips) September 10, 2018
Any shot that can do this through a goalie’s glove is the winner.
This is probably the best example of a knuckle puck in the NHL.