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How would the Mighty Ducks fare as a football team?

Podcasts · September 28, 2016

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Mike, Tommy, and Kevin tackle (pun intended) one of the great philosophical questions of our time: What if the Mighty Ducks went to football? What if, instead of Fulton coming to the Ducks, the Ducks went to Fulton? What would that team look like?

Show Notes

People talk. Don’t mean nothin’.

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Shoutout to Fulton, the Mark Chmura of the Ducks:

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(Mark Chmura for those that don’t know.)

Boobie Miles, from the movie Friday Night Lights, which is based on the book, which is a true story. More info on the real Boobie.

Tim Riggins, from the fictional TV show, Friday Night Lights. More info on the fake Riggins.

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Here’s an absurdly long article on King of the Hill, football, and Bill’s touchdown record.

The completed team:

Offense

QB: Guy Germaine

RB/FB: Fulton Reed

RB: Luis Mendoza

WR: Adam Banks (Backup: Ken Wu)

WR: Jesse Hall (Backup: Connie Moreau)

TE/H Back: Dwayne Robertson

RT: Russ Tyler

RG: Dave Karp

C: Julie “The Cat” Gaffney

LG: Dean Portman

LT: Greg Goldberg

Defense

DE: Tammy Duncan

DT: Tommy Duncan

DT: Dave/Les Averman

DE: Connie Moreau

LB: Dean Portman

LB: Fulton Reed

LB: Ken Wu

CB: Terry Hall

CB: Peter Mark

SS: Charlie Conway

FS: Luis Mendoza

Special teams

K: Luis Mendoza

P: Fulton Reed

KR: Luis Mendoza

PR: Ken Wu

Thanks to @hopkinsm365 for the #QuackQuestion.

Tibbles jamming to the line dancing:

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quackattackpod Quack Attack Podcast @quackattackpod ·
15 Sep 2023

Matt Doherty (Averman) talks about the how the Mighty Ducks would never get made today and has some not-so-kind words for Game Changers: https://open.substack.com/pub/matthewdoherty/p/a-hollywood-mono-culture?r=2hp642&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

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14 Sep 2023

No pod this week again unfortunately. Tommy had to drop last minute, Kevin is dealing with life things. Mike was trying to make it work but needs to focus on other things.

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quackattackpod Quack Attack Podcast @quackattackpod ·
8 Sep 2023

No pod this week. Mike had some family stuff to attend to.

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7 Sep 2023

Nice shirt

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quackattackpod Quack Attack Podcast @quackattackpod ·
2 Sep 2023

Gunnar Stahl had no lines in our most recent minute. But did he do enough to earn MVP anyway? https://thequackattack.com/mighty-ducks-minute-no-203-the-almost-climax-of-the-d2-shootout/

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