Mike and Tommy make fun of Kevin while he’s gone. They also catch people up on the latest podcast news, revise the Mighty Ducks drinking game and deal with a #QuackQuestion first while determining discussing the lives of Ducksworth’s law partners.

Show Notes

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The Mighty Ducks Drinking game update rules:

TO START THE GAME

The host puts a coin purse out with a bill of some denomination out on the floor. The first person to go for it has to take a penalty shot. That person must then be referred to as “Petey” for the rest of the night. Anybody who does not address said person as Petey during the showing must take a drink.

DRINK

Each time a goal is scored by any time you take a drink.

When Gordon is drinking and driving: Everybody takes a drink when Gordon does. Bonus points for making car noises.

Each time someone is called a cake eater: Take a drink (or eat a piece of cake.)

Each time Steve Brill makes an appearance.

Each time Jack White shows up on the screen. Drink and say, “That’s hockey.” If you don’t say you take another drink.

Each time the words “Ducks Fly Together” are said.

Any time there is a triple deke or a triple deke is mentioned: Take three drinks.

Any time Charlie has a “Spazway” moment. Bonus points if you mutter “Spazway”

Any time Russ messes with Dwayne.

Any time there is a classic “Bash Brothers” moment.

Any time someone gets put in the penalty box.

Any time Guy and Connie almost kiss.

At Hans’ funeral and when D3 touches the ice. You must touch the floor while you take a drink. If you don’t touch the floor while you drink you must take another drink due to your disrespect for Hans and Norwegian traditions.

Any time Hans or Jan gives sage advice to Charlie/Gordon. You take a drink and then you have a silent moment of introspective before continuing.

Any time Guy comes on the screen wearing a scarf. If you’re wearing a scarf you’re immune from taking the drink.

Any time the team does a non-hockey related drill during practice. When they pick up the trash, you must also pick up some trash around the area. If someone doesn’t make an effort to pick up the trash, they get put in the trash can.

CHUG

Any time there is Quacking: Everybody drinks for the duration of the Quacking.

When Fulton and Charlie are puking in D3. Bonus points if you also are puking.

FINISH YOUR DRINK

Any time ‘We are the Champions’ comes on. Bonus points for singing along.

When they unfurl the banner in D3.

WATERFALL DRINK

Any time Gordon Bombay does his introspective skating. The first person to yell “Waterfall” starts and then it goes down the line.

EAT AN OREO

Any time the Oreo Line is mentioned.

PENALTY SHOTS

On a Flying ‘V’: You have to put your arms in the air in the shape of a ‘V’. Last person to put their arms in the air has to take a “penalty” shot.

When Dwayne says the “Roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture”: The last person to crow has to take a shot.

When Bombay’s limo drives out on to the ice OR when Ms. MacKay says, “What are we waiting for, the ice to freeze?” OR when the Ducks freeze the Eden Hall Varsity’s clothes: If your drink has ice in it, you have the option to finish your drink. If you do, you have the option to hand out a penalty shot.

OPTIONAL? Take a shot any time there is a knuckle puck or the Oreo Line is mentioned. Send in your suggestions.

Regarding the Oreos: Original Oreos, Double Stuf, and Mini Oreos are acceptable since they were all around in 1992, according to Wikipedia.

Thanks to Stevie Yanks for the #QuackQuestion.

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