Mike, Tommy, and Kevin attempt to spice up your next viewing of the Mighty Ducks Duckumentaries via an old-fashioned drinking game. Come for the “Petey” rule, stay for the ceremonial drinking while touching the floor. It’s a Norwegian tradition.
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Any Canadian Lagers and/or anything with a fowl in its name and/or anything that you can make a tangential relation to the Mighty Ducks with.
TO START THE GAME
The host puts a coin purse out with a bill of some denomination out on the floor. The first person to go for it has to take a penalty shot. That person must then be referred to as “Petey” for the rest of the night. Anybody who does not address said person as Petey during the showing must take a drink.
Each time a goal is scored by any time you take a drink.
When Gordon is drinking and driving: Everybody takes a drink when Gordon does. Bonus points for making car noises.
Each time someone is called a cake eater: Take a drink (or eat a piece of cake.)
Each time Steve Brill makes an appearance.
Each time Jack White shows up on the screen. Drink and say, “That’s hockey.” If you don’t say you take another drink.
Each time the words “Ducks Fly Together” are said.
Any time there is a triple deke or a triple deke is mentioned: Take three drinks.
Any time Charlie has a “Spazway” moment. Bonus points if you mutter “Spazway”
Any time Russ messes with Dwayne.
Any time there is a classic “Bash Brothers” moment.
Any time Guy and Connie almost kiss.
At Hans’ funeral and when D3 touches the ice. You must touch the floor while you take a drink. If you don’t touch the floor while you drink you must take another drink due to your disrespect for Hans and Norwegian traditions.
Any time there is Quacking: Everybody drinks for the duration of the Quacking.
When Fulton and Charlie are puking in D3. Bonus points if you also are puking.
FINISH YOUR DRINK
Any time ‘We are the Champions’ comes on. Bonus points for singing along.
When they unfurl the banner in D3.
On a Flying ‘V’: You have to put your arms in the air in the shape of a ‘V’. Last person to put their arms in the air has to take a “penalty” shot.
When Dwayne says the “Roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture”: The last person to crow has to take a shot.
When Bombay’s limo drives out on to the ice OR when Ms. MacKay says, “What are we waiting for, the ice to freeze?” OR when the Ducks freeze the Eden Hall Varsity’s clothes: If your drink has ice in it, you have the option to finish your drink. If you do, you have the option to hand out a penalty shot.
Any suggestions: Hit us up. We need to find the right time to give a turkey leg out.
Thanks to @HighwayHodge for the #QuackQuestion.
@QuackAttackPod Marshall from “How I Met Your Mother” says that you need to watch the original Star Wars trilogy a minimum of once every three years. How often do you believe fans of the Mighty Ducks should optimally watch the duckumentaries? #QuackQuestion— John Hodge (@HighwayHodge) February 17, 2019
The Bombay viewing:
Start with D2, stop at Bombay’s rollerblade scene, because it’s extended, extended flashback time.
Watch all of D1.
Then watch the rest of D2.
Then watch D3.