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How do the Mighty Ducks fit into the Harry Potter universe?

Podcasts · April 20, 2023

If the Mighty Ducks lived in the wizarding world of Harry Potter, what houses would they be sorted into and how would they fair? Mike welcomes on Harry Potter super fans Alex and Alexander to help breakdown which Ducks go where and which one never even makes it to Hogwarts.

(Editor’s note: We had some weird issues where the audio skipped during the podcast. You only miss a couple of seconds. It happens a couple of times.)

Show notes and the full list of Mighty Ducks’ Harry Potter houses

Thanks to Alex and Alex for coming on. Follow Alex on Twitter at @CF3234.

The Fantastic Beasts series by Rotten Tomatoes score:

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: 74% (79% from the audience.)

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald: 36% (54% from the audience.)

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore: 46% (83% from the audience.)

The actress who played Julie Gaffney is named Colombe Jacobson-Derstine (not Colombe Derstine-Jacobson as Mike said). She was born in Chicago. I’m not sure where her ancestry is from. I haven’t gotten a hold of her 23andMe.

SPOILER ALERT: What Hogwarts houses the Mighty Ducks are sorted into:

What the sorting hat says: “You might belong in Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart. You might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal, those patient Hufflepuffs are true, and unafraid of toil. Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind. Or perhaps in Slytherin, you’ll make your real friends, those cunning folk use any means, to achieve their ends.”

Les/Dave Averman: Ravenclaw

Adam Banks: Slytherin

Charlie Conway: Gryffindor

Tommy Duncan: Hufflepuff

Tammy Duncan: Ravenclaw

Julie Gaffney: Beauxbatons

Guy Germaine: Hufflepuff

Greg Goldberg: Slytherin

Jesse Hall: Gryffindor

Terry Hall: Hufflepuff

Dave Karp: Hufflepuff

Peter Mark: Slytherin

Luis Mendoza: Slytherin

Connie Moreau: Gryffindor

Dean Portman: Slytherin

Fulton Reed: Gryffindor

Dwayne Robertson: Gryffindor

Russ Tyler: Gryffindor

Ken Wu: Ravenclaw

BONUSES

Gordon Bombay: Slytherin

Ted Orion: Hufflepuff

Hans: Gryffindor

Jan: Hufflepuff

The Hawks: Slytherin

Don Tibbles: Slytherin

GAME CHANGERS

Evan Morrow: Gryffindor

Coach T: Slytherin

Maya: Slytherin

Colin Cole: Slytherin

Everybody is Hufflepuff.

BONUSES NOT MENTIONED ON THE PODCAST

Gunnar Stahl: Gryffindor

Scooter: Hufflepuff

Our eighth episode ever was about Fulton Reed’s transition from street kid to the Mighty Ducks’ leader.

CREDITS

Executive producers: Elsie Barnett, Bryan Berg, Alex Ybarra, Josh Luecht, Bobby Lemaire, Rabbi Lex Rofeberg, Aaron Davis, Ed Scimia, Alex Vlahos, Joyce Eng, Matt Holtwick, Nurul Azam and Alexander Gray.

Producers: Deborah Chen, Jeremiah Bersche, Adam Ferry,  Jarrod Beasley, Lisa Wobig, Anthony Gioffre, Jeff Fantus, Stevie Yanks, J.D. Youngblood, Chris Garland, Sarah Mihalopoulos, Dave Dang, Wayne Perkins, Matt Hoover, Joshua Pellowski, Uche Egbuchulam, Mary Yang and John Cooper.

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