If the Mighty Ducks lived in the wizarding world of Harry Potter, what houses would they be sorted into and how would they fair? Mike welcomes on Harry Potter super fans Alex and Alexander to help breakdown which Ducks go where and which one never even makes it to Hogwarts.
(Editor’s note: We had some weird issues where the audio skipped during the podcast. You only miss a couple of seconds. It happens a couple of times.)
Show notes and the full list of Mighty Ducks’ Harry Potter houses
Thanks to Alex and Alex for coming on. Follow Alex on Twitter at @CF3234.
The Fantastic Beasts series by Rotten Tomatoes score:
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: 74% (79% from the audience.)
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald: 36% (54% from the audience.)
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore: 46% (83% from the audience.)
The actress who played Julie Gaffney is named Colombe Jacobson-Derstine (not Colombe Derstine-Jacobson as Mike said). She was born in Chicago. I’m not sure where her ancestry is from. I haven’t gotten a hold of her 23andMe.
SPOILER ALERT: What Hogwarts houses the Mighty Ducks are sorted into:
What the sorting hat says: “You might belong in Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart. You might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal, those patient Hufflepuffs are true, and unafraid of toil. Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind. Or perhaps in Slytherin, you’ll make your real friends, those cunning folk use any means, to achieve their ends.”
Les/Dave Averman: Ravenclaw
Adam Banks: Slytherin
Charlie Conway: Gryffindor
Tommy Duncan: Hufflepuff
Tammy Duncan: Ravenclaw
Julie Gaffney: Beauxbatons
Guy Germaine: Hufflepuff
Greg Goldberg: Slytherin
Jesse Hall: Gryffindor
Terry Hall: Hufflepuff
Dave Karp: Hufflepuff
Peter Mark: Slytherin
Luis Mendoza: Slytherin
Connie Moreau: Gryffindor
Dean Portman: Slytherin
Fulton Reed: Gryffindor
Dwayne Robertson: Gryffindor
Russ Tyler: Gryffindor
Ken Wu: Ravenclaw
Gordon Bombay: Slytherin
Ted Orion: Hufflepuff
The Hawks: Slytherin
Don Tibbles: Slytherin
Evan Morrow: Gryffindor
Coach T: Slytherin
Colin Cole: Slytherin
Everybody is Hufflepuff.
BONUSES NOT MENTIONED ON THE PODCAST
Gunnar Stahl: Gryffindor
Our eighth episode ever was about Fulton Reed’s transition from street kid to the Mighty Ducks’ leader.
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